I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Her ass is in her lover's cum again, and her husband didn't even suspect anything

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Honey, stop right there! Where are you going without my sperm inside?

He ripped my pantyhose and pulled me off roughly, and I provoked him

I slap her ass so she won't be too lazy to jump on my dick